{"id":12036,"date":"2026-10-30T04:03:43","date_gmt":"2026-10-30T03:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.brokenmount.com\/bm\/2026\/10\/30\/film-quote-of-the-day-bette-midlers-hocus-pocus-line-that-became-a-halloween-classic\/"},"modified":"2026-10-30T04:03:43","modified_gmt":"2026-10-30T03:03:43","slug":"film-quote-of-the-day-bette-midlers-hocus-pocus-line-that-became-a-halloween-classic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brokenmount.com\/bm\/2026\/10\/30\/film-quote-of-the-day-bette-midlers-hocus-pocus-line-that-became-a-halloween-classic\/","title":{"rendered":"Film Quote of the Day: Bette Midler\u2019s \u2018Hocus Pocus\u2019 Line That Became a Halloween Classic"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nofilmschool.com\/media-library\/hocus-pocus-quote.jpg?id=68555813&amp;width=1200&amp;height=800&amp;coordinates=90%2C0%2C91%2C0\"><\/p>\n<p>My wife is not a horror girlie. She is firmly the romantic comedy persona of the household, and I think that&#8217;s what makes us work. But when Halloween rolls around, she lets me watch one movie full of witches and virgin sacrifices with her.<\/p>\n<p>No, it&#8217;s not <a data-linked-post=\"2678087396\" href=\"https:\/\/nofilmschool.com\/the-devils-uncensored-cut-guide\" target=\"_blank\">Ken Russell&#8217;s <em>The Devils<\/em>. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Disney\u2019s 1993 cult classic <em>Hocus Pocus<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a movie she loves revisiting again and again, and I have to admit, I have a lot of fun watching it with her, too. I especially love Bette Midler\u2019s larger-than-life performance as Winifred Sanderson, the resurrected Sanderson sisters&#8217; lead witch who bosses the other two around and seems the most menacing.<\/p>\n<p>Noe, I have been a Bette fan since <em>Beaches<\/em>, but that&#8217;s a different article.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I want to talk about one particular line delivered right at the start of the sisters&#8217; resurrection that is the center of memes, laughs, and, I think, the movie&#8217;s soul.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s dive in.<\/p>\n<p class=\"shortcode-media shortcode-media-youtube\"> <span class=\"rm-shortcode\" data-rm-shortcode-id=\"62976dfcc297b363b12e756061dacfdc\" style=\"display:block;position:relative;padding-top:56.25%;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"auto\" lazy-loadable=\"true\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/F4e6YQFrt1s?rel=0&amp;start=2\" style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;\" width=\"100%\"><\/iframe><\/span> <small class=\"image-media media-caption\" placeholder=\"Add Photo Caption...\">&#8211; YouTube<\/small><small class=\"image-media media-photo-credit\" placeholder=\"Add Photo Credit...\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=F4e6YQFrt1s&amp;t=2s\" target=\"_blank\">www.youtube.com<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h2>The Scene in Question<\/h2>\n<p>This movie is a perfect <a data-linked-post=\"2678145780\" href=\"https:\/\/nofilmschool.com\/best-non-scary-halloween-movies\" target=\"_blank\">cozy Halloween watch<\/a>. Bundle up the whole family, light some candles, and watch as, after 300 years of slumber, the Sanderson sisters are accidentally summoned back to life in modern-day Salem, Massachusetts, to wreak havoc on the town that bound them in a book.<\/p>\n<p>No, there might be a little explaining to do for younger kids, since the accidental summoner, Max Dennison, is a virgin \u2014 a big plot point \u2014 but you can kind of chalk that up to it being a weird 90s movie.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, once they&#8217;re awake, Winifred Sanderson, disgusted by the warmth and cheer of a brand-new day, delivers her iconic opening line that I say all the time now:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"shortcode-media shortcode-media-youtube\"> <span class=\"rm-shortcode\" data-rm-shortcode-id=\"2e02de680955bb85dfcb9ef3439e6178\" style=\"display:block;position:relative;padding-top:56.25%;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"auto\" lazy-loadable=\"true\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MvluT3BLq24?rel=0\" style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;\" width=\"100%\"><\/iframe><\/span> <small class=\"image-media media-caption\" placeholder=\"Add Photo Caption...\">&#8211; YouTube<\/small><small class=\"image-media media-photo-credit\" placeholder=\"Add Photo Credit...\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MvluT3BLq24\" target=\"_blank\">www.youtube.com<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<h2>What The Quote Means<\/h2>\n<p>We get the joke immediately, and it sets the tone for the whole movie. These are goofy witches who are quick-witted and fun to be around, unless they&#8217;re trying to steal your soul.<\/p>\n<p>Beyond the story, the line has transcended <em>Hocus Pocus<\/em> to become a universal anthem for anyone forced to wake up early for a reason they don&#8217;t want to be involved in.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a meme, a GIF, and it speaks to the movie&#8217;s cult popularity.<\/p>\n<h2>Hocus Pocus Quotes<\/h2>\n<p>This movie is so popular now, it&#8217;s hard to imagine it was a box-office bust when it came out. It was hard to pick just one quote, so I put together a section of the movie&#8217;s best lines. Check them out below.<span><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Let&#8217;s see, amnesia, bunions, chilblains, cholera. Tsk, tsk. We can do better than that, I think.&#8221; <em>\u2013<\/em> <em>Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Must been an imp.&#8221; <em>\u2013 <\/em><em>Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Haaag?! Sistahs, did you hear what he called you?&#8221; <em>\u2013 <\/em><em>Winifred Sanderson<\/em><em><\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Take my hands and we will share her.&#8221; <em>\u2013<\/em>W<em>inifred Sanderson<\/em> \/ &#8220;Oh Winnie, how generous of thee!&#8221; <em>\u2013<\/em> <em>Mary Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Fools! All of you! My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallows&#8217; Eve when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. We shall be back! And the lives of all the children shall be mine!&#8221; <em>\u2013 <\/em><em>Winifred Sanderson<\/em><em><\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Twist the bones and bend the back. Itch-it-a-cop-it-a, mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Trim him of his baby fat. Itch-it-a-cop-it-a, mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Give him fur black as black. Just&#8230;like&#8230;this!&#8221; <em>\u2013 <\/em><em>The Sanderson Sisters<\/em><em><\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Let&#8217;s breeeew another batch!&#8221; <em>\u2013<\/em> <em>Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Cat&#8217;s got my tongue!&#8221;<em> <em>\u2013<\/em> Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Sistahhhhs!&#8221;<em>\u2013<\/em> <em>Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I smell a child.&#8221; <em>\u2013<\/em> <em>Mary Sanderson <em>\u2013<\/em> <\/em><em>Winifred Sanderson<\/em><em><\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Don&#8217;t get your knickers in a twist! We are just three kindly old spinster ladies.&#8221; <em>\u2013 <\/em><em>Winifred Sanderson \/ <\/em>&#8220;Spending a quiet evening at home.&#8221; <em>\u2013<\/em> <em>Mary Sanderson \/ <\/em>&#8220;Sucking the lives out of little children!&#8221; <em>\u2013<\/em> <em>Sarah Sanderson<\/em><em><\/em><em><\/em><em><\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Winifred, thou are a sprig of a little girl.&#8221; <em>\u2013 <\/em><em>Mary Sanderson \/ <\/em>&#8220;Liar! But I shall be a sprig forever once I suck the life out of all the children in Salem!&#8221; <em>\u2013<\/em> <em>Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cOh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou know, I&#8217;ve always wanted a child. And now I think I&#8217;ll have one on toast!\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cUnfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cSisters, All Hallow&#8217;s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cAmok! Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok.\u201d <em>\u2013Sarah Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIt\u2019s a full moon tonight. That\u2019s why all the weirdos are out.\u201d <em>\u2013Dani<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cDamn, damn, damn, double damn!\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cTherefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it&#8217;s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cCome, we fly!\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cBubble, bubble! I&#8217;m in trouble!\u201d <em>\u2013Bus Driver<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIt&#8217;s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!\u201d <em>\u2013Mary Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI put a spell on you and now you\u2019re mine.\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cDead man\u2019s toe, dead man\u2019s toe! Dead, dead, dead!\u201d <em>\u2013Sarah Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cThackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIt\u2019s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.\u201d <em>\u2013Max<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.\u201d <em>\u2013Thackery Binx<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><\/em>&#8220;I&#8217;ll have your guts for garters, girl!&#8221;\u2014 <em>Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIt reeks of children.\u201d <em>\u2013Mary Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIt is a prison for children.\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou&#8217;ve messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I&#8217;m going to summon the burning rain of death!\u201d <em>\u2013Max<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIt&#8217;s the burning rain of death! Come, you fools!\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI love you, jerkface.\u201d <em>\u2013Dani<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Welcome to High School Hell.&#8221; <em>\u2014Max<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cOh, cheese and crust! He&#8217;s lost his head! Damn that Thackery Binx!\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cWell, I don&#8217;t know. Cat&#8217;s got my tongue.\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhy was I cursed with such idiot sisters?\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang on to your heads!\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!&#8221;<em> \u2014 Billy Butcherson<br \/><\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cHe\u2019s a good zombie.\u201d <em>\u2013Max<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cMmm, mmm, mmm! I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!\u201d<em> \u2014 <em>Bus Driver<\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cDrop dead, moron.\u201d <em>\u2014 <\/em><em>Dani<\/em><em><\/em><em><\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cMy lucky rat tail!\u201d <em>\u2013Sarah Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><\/em>&#8220;Goodbye, cruel world.&#8221; \u2014 <em>Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cFine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It&#8217;s a conspiracy.\u201d <em>\u2013Max<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cDon\u2019t get your knickers in a twist! We\u2019re just three kindly old spinster ladies.\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cStuff it, zit face.\u201d<em> \u2014 <\/em><em>Dani<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Let\u2019s light this sucker and meet the old broads.&#8221; \u2014 <em>Max<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cSisters, we\u2019ve been gone 300 years.\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><\/em>&#8220;Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.&#8221; \u2014 <em>Allison<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201c\u2018Tis firm! \u2018Tis firm as stone!\u201d <em>\u2013Sarah Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cGo to hell!\u201d <em>\u2013Billy Butcherson<\/em> \/ \u201cOh! I&#8217;ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI shall always be with you.\u201d <em>\u2013Thackery Binx<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cFarewell, mortal bus boy!\u201d <em>\u2013Sarah Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cMaybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.\u201d <em>\u2013Max<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cCouldn\u2019t you forget about being a cool teenager for just one night?\u201d <em>\u2013Dani<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cSay what you want! Just don\u2019t breathe on me.\u201d <em>\u2013Max<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cThey\u2019re very health-conscious in Los Angeles.\u201d <em>\u2013Ice<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cDance, dance until you die!\u201d<em> \u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><\/em>\u201cIt\u2019s my curse, that and you two! Get off me you thundering oafs!\u201d<em> \u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI am beautiful! Boys will love me!\u201d \u2013<em>Sarah Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou want to smash some pumpkins?\u201d <em>\u2013Jay<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><\/em>\u201cYou hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!\u201d \u2014 <em>T<\/em><em>hackery Binx<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cWe\u2019re young!\u201d <em>\u2013Mary Sanderson<\/em> \/ \u201cWell, younger. But it\u2019s a start!\u201d <em>\u2013Winifred Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI suggest we form a calming circle.\u201d<em> \u2014Mary Sanderson<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cAren\u2019t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?\u201d<em> \u2013Master\u2019s wife<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou\u2019re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.\u201d \u2013 <em>Thackery Binx<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Summing It All Up<\/h2>\n<p>Bette Midler\u2019s performance as Winifred Sanderson remains the beating heart of <em>Hocus Pocus<\/em>, and that opening line sets the tone for the whole thing.<\/p>\n<p>Whether you&#8217;re rewatching the film on Halloween night with family or friends, or alone, make sure it&#8217;s not too late; otherwise, you&#8217;ll have a hard time waking up the next day.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Author: Jason Hellerman<br \/>\nThis article comes from <i>No Film School<\/i> and can be <a href=\"https:\/\/nofilmschool.com\/hocus-pocus-quotes\" target=\"_blank\"><b>read on the original site.<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife is not a horror girlie. 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